sitting on boys’ laps and giving them boners makes me feel so powerful

softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

relatetable:

asvprock:

I wonder who brought ebola to the United States…. 

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ya’ll need to chill.

chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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"Sometimes, I sit alone under the stars and think of the galaxies inside my heart, and truly wonder if anyone will ever want to make sense of all that I am."
Christopher Poindexter (via quotethat)

kuzuryuusan:

i hate when you’re outside and the sun

"Find someone who will always stay."
Six word story, October 20, 2014 (344/365)
gifss-heaveen:

Shut up and check this gif !
bloodstainsonversace:

lorddishon:

harlotsandfandoms:

thotnun:

Emma Watson’s response to the nude photo leak threats

she is the literal queen
so fierce i can’t even take it 

Bad ad

I WANT TO MARRY HER

horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D